Make a bold statement with this darkly humorous political satire tee.

Featuring the iconic phrase "You're Never More Than 10 Feet from a Tory" in dripping horror-style lettering with a striking rat graphic, this t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate sharp political commentary with a grunge aesthetic.

Why You'll Love It:

• Premium 100% organic cotton for ultimate comfort and sustainability
• Heavyweight 220gsm fabric that feels substantial and lasts
• Bold white print on black creates maximum visual impact
• Conversation-starter design that makes your politics clear
• Perfect for protests, gigs, or casual wear with attitude

Ethical & Sustainable:
Crafted from 100% organic cotton, this tee lets you make your statement while being kind to the planet. The heavyweight 220gsm fabric ensures durability wash after wash.

Sizing:
🆕 Now available in S to 3XL – True to size with a comfortable, classic fit.

Wear your politics on your sleeve—or in this case, your chest. Perfect for anyone who's had enough of the status quo.